Bitch

So I took the kid to a lame ass carnival tonight. I was standing off to the side w/ Spencer when a lady walks up and starts telling me how cute he is. We talk for a minute and then she turned into a BITCH. Here's how.......this STRANGER asked me how old Spencer was and then PATTED my belly and asked me if I was expecting again!!! UM, WTF??? Number 1, I am not THAT big. I could definetly afford to lose a some weight but my god my baby is only 4 months old. Give a woman a break! Number 2, it was FREEZING I had on a HUGE shirt and a coat of course I looked big. Number 3, who in their FUCKING RIGHT MIND ASKS A STRANGER IF THEY'RE PREGNANT?????

You know the funny part? I have always heard of this happening to other women and it really pisses me off. I wasn't pissed off or even that offended. I was amused. This girl was no skinnie minnie either and I wish I would have said, "no, but you look like you're about 6 months along".

I just don't understand the gall of some people. NEVER EVER will I ask a woman if she's expecting unless its blatantly obvious. Goodness.

The really funny part of this: I wore a maternity shirt earlier today. It was just a t-shirt and didn't really fit like a maternity shirt but none the less it was a maternity shirt and on the same day I wear I get asked if I'm pregnant.

Oh, if this is an omen then FUCK THAT......I am DONE having kids!